Ann quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000 ... TV Quotes Database

AAnn

Hey, how did you know who I was?

OOfficer

Fred Burrows told us how he got you to give him a ride. Don't worry, you're free to go.

Mike

Fred Burrows?

Servo

Somebody look in your Rolodex for a Fred Burrows.

S10 Future War

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AAnn

Everything he wanted was everything I needed...

CACrow [as Ann]

So neither of us actually got anything.

S10 Future War

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[Ann and the Runaway escape a dinosaur in the back of a man's pickup truck.]

AAnn

DRIIIIIVE!

Mike

SUUUUURGE!

AAnn

DRIIIIIIIIVE!

CACrow [as driver]

Look, how much more can I drive? There's no inherent quantity of driving that I can increase! ...If you want me to go faster, then you need to tell me that.

S10 Future War

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AAnn

[trying to get the attention of a passing ship] They must see us! They can't just leave us here! Hello! Hello!

MMay

Stop all that screaming, Ann. You're driving me crazy.

AAnn

Let me go! Hello, take us with you!

Mike

[the ship passes by] Damn Californian, it never helps anyone.

S10 Horrors of Spider Island

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[as Ollie is swarmed by piranhas]

CCrow

[as Ollie bleeds in the water] Hey, Kool-Aid!

AAnn

Take my hand, Ollie!

OOllie

I can't!

SAServo [as Ollie]

Curse this delicious honey-barbecue flavored blood of mine!

...

[Ollie is killed, and bloody water is all the remains]

GGrowler

Who wants Kool-Aid? Did you guys do that one already?

Servo

Yeah, we did.

GGrowler

Okay, I'll be right over here.

S12 Killer Fish

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