Scenes with Nick West 3
MMedika
[being wheeled away by a group of women] Mr. West!
NWNick West
Hey, wait a minute!
CACrow [as a nurse]
But we have to surgery.
[Nick runs to the group of women as they turn to him with medical tools]
JAJonah [as a nurse]
Feet in the stirrups, come on buddy.
NWNick West
Look ladies. My blue cross is all paid up.
[a nun sneaks behind him and incapacitates him]
SAServo [as nun]
Sorry, but this is out of network.
JAJonah [as nun]
And then there were nun! [the nun slowly looks into the camera with an evil smile] Ha. Get it?
[Sumuru is handed a gun]
NWNick West
What's that thing?
SAServo [as Sumuru]
It's for mommy's headaches.
SSumuru
Erno, are his clothes packed?
NWNick West
Oh dear, I hope you were careful with that blue suit. It creases so.
CACrow [as Sumuru]
Burn the suit.
SSumuru
And take care of his bill.
NWNick West
Yes, I wouldn't like to have an unpaid hotel bill on my conscience.
SSumuru
Keep joking, Mr. West.
CSCrow, Servo, and Jonah
Please don't.
SSumuru
You will be finished with jokes before the night is out.
CSCrow, Servo, and Jonah
Us too.
NWNick West
I was beginning to run out of material anyway.
CSCrow, Servo, and Jonah
Agreed.
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