Ardy quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Gamera? I could really go for some turtle meat.

Oh, this one sounds familiar.

Shhhh...

Wait... who was that guy again?

I'll tell you later. Movie in the hole!

Your experiment today, Joel, may possibly be one of the worst films we've ever presented. Sorry, not sorry.

Joel

Hey, how bad could it be? I had to riff Manos.

Ardy?

Oh, this movie's upsetting on a profound existential level. I'd advise you to put a disclaimer on it ASAP if you're still intending to use it as part of the experiment.

So on a scale from Mitchell to Monsters-a-Go-Go, where would you say this lands?

Ah, well let me put it this way. We built the whole Kingachrome system around Manos: The Hands of Fate and even that didn't have the effect this movie's having on our facility. This may just be the wolf mother of all bad movies.

You think you're so smart, Robinson. "I had to watch Manos. Da da da da da-" HA! Face the cinematic claustrophobia that is The Bubble. FLUSH THEM THE MOVIEEEEE!

Movie in the hole!

God help us, everyone.

Movie in the ho-ho-hole!