Paul quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Paul... what does it mean, I'm "stacked"? And you're "not with it"?

"Stacked"?

"Stacked" means you're really smart.

I'm actually working on something now.

Really? What's the subject matter?

You're right. The subject doesn't matter at all!

Mike

Heh, good one!

Um… why do you call him "Johnny Longbow"?

Well, it's his Indian name. His tribal one.

Like Wahoo McDaniel.

It translates: "warrior's bow that... reaches long to its mark".

Oh! Is he seeing anyone?

I don't live too far from here. And I have lots of antiseptics at my place.

Servo

Dozens! No, hundreds of antiseptics!

Your place?

Yeah, my place.

Mike

I call it "Antiseptic Manor."

Fine. Your place, then.

Not his place! Fornicators!

I guess I blacked out.

Mike

Um, excuse me, you African-Americaned out.

[grabbing Paul] Do I have to tie you up?!

You're nothing but a dumb Indian!

WHOA!

Where have you two been?

In the shower.

Ish that shupposhed to be shome kind of euphemishm?

[playing backgammon] I was showing Gabrielle some basic moves.

Servo

Lathering, rinsing, repeating...

Looks to me more like you're trying to keep them a secret. Leaving blots at this particular stage of the game, my dear, can be a very reckless proposition. Unless, of course, one knows how to turn them to one's own advantage.

Maybe I should take a lesson from you.

In the shower?

Here, you two play. Go ahead.

In the shower? Tom, you take the next one.

No no, leave them just as they are. I'll pick up where she left off.

Servo

In the SHOWER???

You think this blood could buy us enough time to get down to that raft?

[chuckling] That's all we've got. Let's try it.

Hey, you're not really gonna go into that water, are you?

Servo

Oh, sorry! That was me! Left my Stouffer's lasagna in the oven too long.

Somebody call for a Stouffer's lasagna?

No, but thanks, Growler.

Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this thing across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack. Goodbye.

What?