Lines by Growler 1
[as a very cheap looking tornado breaks the dam causing a flood]
GAGrowler [as a tour guide]
If you look out the left side of the tram, you'll see a twister from the movie Twister. And there's the flash flood section of the backlot. You might recognize it from The Three Amigos, and The China Syndrome. Hopefully you're wearing your raincoats, because the dam broke. Of course, this is just the magic of special effects, courtesy of three giant pumps that can move 10,000 gallons of water in sixty seconds. This concludes our tour! Hope you enjoyed our new Killer Fish ride at Universal.
Scenes with Growler 3
[as Ollie is swarmed by piranhas]
[as Ollie bleeds in the water] Hey, Kool-Aid!
SAServo [as Ollie]
Curse this delicious honey-barbecue flavored blood of mine!
...
[Ollie is killed, and bloody water is all the remains]
GGrowler
Who wants Kool-Aid? Did you guys do that one already?
GGrowler
Okay, I'll be right over here.
LLasky
You think this blood could buy us enough time to get down to that raft?
[chuckling] That's all we've got. Let's try it.
GGabrielle
Hey, you're not really gonna go into that water, are you?
[an explosion happens]
Oh, sorry! That was me! Left my Stouffer's lasagna in the oven too long.
GGrowler
Somebody call for a Stouffer's lasagna?
GGrowler
Well, if it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this thing across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack. Goodbye.
[as Lasky jumps into piranha-infested waters to catch Paul on the raft, causing the piranhas to attack him]
GGrowler
My brother-in-law took down a 12-point buck last winter, so I made this blood sausage. Anybody want some?
[Jonah and the bots gag]
That's just gross! Come on.
GGrowler
Okay, suit yourself. I'll be over here.
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