SStanley
You're not exactly fired, Barbara. I mean- there is a difference between being fired and being replaced.
CCrow
Just ask Conan O'Brien.
“Lords of the Deep” · Season 12
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (6), Jonah (5), Tom Servo (3), Carla (1)
[as the Submarine shakes violently, with alarms going off]
CCrow
That's why you always go into the theater when you have Movie Sign.
[as someone dresses into a yellow wetsuit] Can't believe I have to dress like a Minion for this stupid kid's birthday party. I went to Juilliard!
[a yellow submarine rests on the seafloor]
[imitating John Lennon] Told you we shouldn't have let Ringo drive.
Well, at least he died doing what he loved; yelling at fish.
[about a shot behind a grate]
You know, Jonah, this shot is not grate.
Thanks, Tom. I know you're just venting. You wanna try one, Crow?
CCrow
No thanks, I don't think puns are funny. Yet the way they're constructed makes you feel like they should be.
I hear ya.
...
[later, on a shot of a sink]
CCrow
Hey, I got it! Let that sink in. Yeah, I'm a pun guy! I like myself, and I'm saying puns!
[a shot of Claire seemingly gazing down on the three silhouettes]
Hey, she's looking right at us!
CCrow
Yeah! You're freaking us out, lady! Stop it!
And look at how she's behaving, like we're the jerks.
Yeah!
[she begins to back away]
No, you back off!
CCrow
More like Amelia Waterheart! Get it? I'm puntastic!
CChadwick
It's like if you... blew 'em apart...
CCrow
You know, like, ba-boom?
CChadwick
All those little pieces, in time, would come back together again...
[Chadwick locks his fingers together]
Here's the church, here's the steeple...
Chadwick [Locking his fingers together tighter]: And form one being.
Jonah Open the doors, Lords of the Deeple.
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