Mystery Science Theater 3000 · Season 12
[suddenly appearing in the shot] Bye Daddy!
Whoops, were you there the whole time, baby?
You be a good girl for Mommy now, okay?
I will, Daddy.
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.
Bargain-bin Mark Hamill's gotta get his make out on!
[coming downstairs] Hey, Dad.
Norm!
[on the phone] Well how long do you think it would take to fix it?
A half-hour, sir. It's just a pizza.
Richard Okay, I'll call back in an hour or so. Thank you.
No no- what toppings do you need on the- [Richard hangs up]
What is it?
The mirror.
Well, what about it?
It was broken.
Damn bikers must have fixed it!
[The camera is left running as Jenny goes to the bathroom]
Look, I appreciate the cinéma vérité approach, but do we really have to wait here while she goes tinkle? What's the point? Why?
[as the alien reveals itself to Ana] Ugh, gotta stop mixing steak milk and NyQuil...
Mommy, I don't wanna go. I like it here.
Shh, honey, don't talk now...
Or ever.
[as Grant enters a smoke-filled basement]
Boy, are you steaming hams down here again?
[as a small alien appears in the parents' bedroom]
Jonah [as Mr. Hankey]: Well, howdy-ho!
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