[as someone throws a canister into the sea]
CCrow
It's a can of spring snakes.
That's beautiful. Just to set a prank adrift in the world and hope it brightens some stranger's day.
CCrow
Or gives them a heart attack.
“The Land That Time Forgot” · Season 11
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (6), Jonah (5), Tom Servo (4)
BVBowen Voiceover
I do not expect anyone to believe the story I'm about to relate.
JAJonah [as Bowen]
So never mind.
FFreidrich
Prepare to surface.
DDietz
Jawohl, Kapitän.
CCrow
Ugh, the realtor described this place as cozy.
FFriedrich
Up periscope.
OOfficer
Up periscope!
SAServo [as Friedrich]
Klaus, stop copying me. Jeez, every time...
[as the Periscope is brought up, and Friedrich wipes it down]
JAJonah [as Friedrich]
Guys, what is my rule? If you're going to use my periscope, you had to wipe it off after. Come on!
CCrow
This kaleidoscope sucks. There's no colors.
FFriedrich
Thick fog. Perfect cover for us. Down periscope.
OOfficer
Down periscope!
SAServo [as Friedrich]
Klaus, what did I just talk to you about?!
CACrow [as Klaus]
Sorry, mein Kapitän.
FFriedrich
Both engines full ahead.
OOfficer
Both engines full ahead!
JAJonah [as Friedrich]
Klaus!
FFriedrich
Now, there is a German supply ship operating in this area.
He said "area".
FFriedrich
And we should rendezvous within the hour.
CACrow [as Friedrich]
Or the pizza's free.
FFriedrich
And you, Commander will be transferred to her, and shot as a pirate.
CCrow
Oh, he's a pirate? Is that why this movie is rated "Arrrrgh"?
Nope.
CCrow
Someday the whole show will be like this.
[while Bowen fights a Plesiosaur]
So that creature's probably endangered, right?
CCrow
Oh yeah, for sure. Last of its kind, a priceless treasure, his sweat cures cancer, blah blah blah. KILL IT! KILL IT!
[while the crew battle two Allosaurus; one of them puts away his rifle and pulls out a pistol]
CCrow
Oh good, a smaller gun. And if that doesn't work, you can throw your shoes at him.
[while the expedition journeys through the jungle]
CCrow
Are we there yet?
Please don't.
CCrow
Are we there yet?
Crow, stop!
CCrow
Are we there yet?
Crow, I swear, I will turn this movie RIGHT AROUND!
[in an overly long scene where Bowen and Friedrich stalk a styracosaurus]
If this takes any longer, the dinosaurs are gonna evolve into birds and fly away.
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