Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Pizza, pizza.

I dub you Sir Moron. Come on, dummy.

[recurring, as Timoteo] I have my rights; I have my rights! It was Harry Callaghan!!

When in Chicago, visit the coal mine at the museum of Science and Industry on the Lakefront.

[as Atlantis crumbles and citizens die in the climax] For Herc, these are just acceptable losses.

Ah, here comes Nurse-feratu.

Hey, he was old even then!

[regarding the debate of black and white movies vs. color films] The way I see it, Joel- The Joads had a depressing enough life as is, and then they filmed it in black and white. Gimme color; give me some pizzazz!

[exorting demands from Joel, who's hanging from the air ducts and begging for help] I wanna be taller than you, and more popular.

[as one of the astronauts shoots the monster and it lets out a pained monstrous groan] Oh; [it's] Frankenstein!

Eht Numah Srotacilpud!

...Oh.

There's somethin' plastic about that guy...

[enthusiastically] Hey, what a coincidence, there were two guys named Bill Rebane! Heh heh...y'know, ya see, 'cause of the thing with the... and the... uh, the guy, the... [deflating] This is gonna suck.

[makes a fart noise] What? Oh. Uh... Pull the helmet off! Pull it off me!

Well, that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration.