[The short's title screen appears: "Chevrolet presents: HIRED!"]
CCrow
Well, that's something you didn't hear much during the Bush administration.
“Bride of the Monster” · Season 4
In this episode: Crow T. Robot (5), Tom Servo (1), Joel Robinson (1)
[After speaking with Jimmy, Mr. Warren prepares some paperwork with concern.]
SAServo [as Warren]
Hmm. I didn't know he had a prison record. Says here he's wanted in Idaho.
JAJoel [as Warren]
Hmm? What in the world?! "Assault with a deadly weapon"?!
CACrow [as Warren]
A.K.A., the "Pantsless Salesman"? Or the "Piddling Peddler"?!
Bride of the Monster (movie)
[Lobo (Tor Johnson) scares away some people during a rainstorm, his mouth agape]
CCrow
Tor! Close your mouth before you drown!
[After being tied up and turned into an "atomic superman", Dr. Vornoff breaks out of the leather straps that bind him to the table.]
CCrow
Oh no, now he has the strength of twenty heroin addicts!
[Dr. Vornoff and his octopus monster go up in a nuclear blast. The good guys look on in horror and dismay.]
CRCapt. Robbins
[solemnly] He tampered in God's domain.
CCrow
Oh great, the nutty birdman from Apartment 4B is gonna give us a religious insight.
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