Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000, page 7 ... TV Quotes Database

[Lobo (Tor Johnson) scares away some people during a rainstorm, his mouth agape]

CCrow

Tor! Close your mouth before you drown!

[After being tied up and turned into an "atomic superman", Dr. Vornoff breaks out of the leather straps that bind him to the table.]

CCrow

Oh no, now he has the strength of twenty heroin addicts!

S4 Bride of the Monster

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[The short begins]

CCrow

Previously on "Hired!"

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate

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CCrow

[imitates Billy] Shut up, Diane!

S4 Undersea Kingdom, Chapter 2 (short)

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CCrow

[as Lon Chaney] I may be indestructible, but I still hurt inside!

S4 Indestructible Man (movie)

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CCrow

[of Queen Cleolanta] Oh; she's angry when she's beautiful!

S4 Manhunt in Space (movie)

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CCrow

Then we can ride Yoshi to the Mushroom Kingdom.

S4 The Beatniks (movie)

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CACrow [as Bullwinkle]

Will somebody please put me out? I seem to be on fire.

S4 The Day the Earth Froze (movie)

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[The Master spreads his arms, revealing the hands on his cape.]

CCrow

I wish those hands would just push him over!

S4 Manos: The Hands of Fate (movie)

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[As the sandstorm sill continues]

CCrow

I SAID SING, DAMMIT!! SING!!!

S4 Hercules Against the Moon Men (movie)

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CCrow

[at the wedding party for Tom and Meg] It's a jazz musician's party and there's not one black person here!

S4 Tormented (movie)

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[A group of henchmen run around a corner and immediately get shot to death.]

CACrow [as henchman]

Whoa! That was dumb, can't believe we did that!

S5 Warrior of the Lost World

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[The evil Prosser commands brainwashed Nastasia to hold a handgun to her own head.]

CCrow

She's got a Lady Hemingway! [N]

S5 Warrior of the Lost World

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CACrow [as Narrator]

Had this been an actual date, you would have been instructed where to go.

Swamp Diamonds (movie)

S5 Swamp Diamonds

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[During one of the many, many girl fights.]

CCrow

Beverly Garland's bra! I have seen the Promised Land!

S5 Swamp Diamonds

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