Crow T. Robot quotes from Mystery Science Theater 3000

Santa Claus, killed in Vietnam.

I hear his theme music, he's around here somewhere...

Staring contest on the left. Check it out.

Castle of Fu Manchu; where you eat square hamburgers with chopsticks!

What's the deal with Fu Manchu, anyway? It's not like he's really evil; he's just dull! He's like some twisted beauracrat in silk jammies!

Nobody walks out on me. I'm Charles Foster Kane!

You see it doesn't matter how slow I go, I'll catch him; my son's the editor.

[imitating Emo Philips after Joel points out Ross's seminal guide resembles him] I was wondering if we could go into the woods, and maybe we could see some am-i-nals.

[of the Symbol Maker's son early on] Caveman Without a Cause!

Well I have sleep apnea so I won't need much.

Oh, Austin City Limits!

Wow, really old teenagers from outer space.

[as skelton/Martha Raye] Hi, I'm Martha Raye, the Big Mouth!

[the mummy reappears on-screen] Oh no; it's that thing again! The thing that's grinding the plot to nowhere!

Starring Joan Collins and Jackie Collins!