King of the Hill quotes

Peggy

Flapjacks! [rings bell]

Chaos already ruling. This like when city of Luang Prabang fall, and we snag sweet diplomatic license plates!

Dale

Pretty yare, huh?

I'm not sleepy!

Bill

I feel the fun slowing down.

Boomhauer

Talkin' 'bout propane, propane; man.

Dale

Or the films of M. Night Shyamalan.

Bobby

It's so dark with this thing on. What are you doing?

Bill

Gee, Hank. How's it feel to be the father of a genius?

Hank

Bobby's a good kid, but he's no genius. We have the report card to prove it. And since when is pop culture a considered "academic"?

Dale

It's a very big deal, Hank. Nowadays, you can't be an accredited college without offering a major in commercial jingles, or the films of M. Night Shaylamalamon.

I'm Kelly Clarkson. I won American Idol and my debut album went to #1. One song on the album, I wrote with Christina Aguilera. She was on the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. (voice speeding up) Justin is a member of N*Sync. They sing on the soundtrack for the Grinch starring Jim Carrey. (voice going even faster) Jim Carrey was in a movie with Rene Zelwigger, who's worked with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who's acted with John Cusack, who has a house in Malibu near Pamela Anderson, who dated Scott Baio, who was on Happy Days with Ron Howard, who directed Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, who's married to Rita Wilson, who was in... (voice is now inaudibly out of control)

How is your back, honey?

Hank Hill

Great Joe Jack, how is your gambling problem?

Hank

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and start thinking about Connie!

Hank Hill

Dang it, I am sick and tired of everyone's asinine ideas about me. I'm not a redneck, and I'm not some Hollywood jerk. I'm something else entirely. I'm... I'm complicated!

(as she notices the cattle coming) Look, Mommy! Moo cow!

Bill Dauterive

Peppermint schnopps make me sloppy.