Joe Jack quotes from King of the Hill ... TV Quotes Database

JJJoe Jack

"Baby did a bad, bad thing."

S4 E20 Meet The Propaniacs

JJJoe Jack

He wants you to bring him some pants.

S10 E12 24 Hour Propane People

Richard's vulgarity has gone too far; he has alienated the entire staff. Buck Strickland terminates Richard's employment at Strickland Propane

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HELP WANTED

Hank

Okay team, gather 'round. I'm going to tell you about the new improvements on the Vogner 2800 series. The first thing is that it will smoke your meat. And it's got a nice big rack for your buns.

EEnrique

Or wieners.

Hank

Or wieners. Why not?

JJJoe Jack

Feels good to say "wieners" again.

DDonna

And sausage.

S8 E10 That's What She Said

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JJJoe Jack

How is your back, honey?

Hank Hill

Great Joe Jack, how is your gambling problem?

S8 E20 Hank's Back (AKA The Unbearable Lightness of Being Hank)

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