Gee, Hank. How's it feel to be the father of a genius?
Bobby's a good kid, but he's no genius. We have the report card to prove it. And since when is pop culture a considered "academic"?
It's a very big deal, Hank. Nowadays, you can't be an accredited college without offering a major in commercial jingles, or the films of M. Night Shaylamalamon.
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