Or the films of M. Night Shyamalan.
“Stressed for Success” · Season 8, Episode 19
In this episode: Dale Gribble (2), Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Bobby Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1)
It's so dark with this thing on. What are you doing?
Gee, Hank. How's it feel to be the father of a genius?
Bobby's a good kid, but he's no genius. We have the report card to prove it. And since when is pop culture a considered "academic"?
It's a very big deal, Hank. Nowadays, you can't be an accredited college without offering a major in commercial jingles, or the films of M. Night Shaylamalamon.
KCKelly Clarkson
I'm Kelly Clarkson. I won American Idol and my debut album went to #1. One song on the album, I wrote with Christina Aguilera. She was on the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. (voice speeding up) Justin is a member of N*Sync. They sing on the soundtrack for the Grinch starring Jim Carrey. (voice going even faster) Jim Carrey was in a movie with Rene Zelwigger, who's worked with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who's acted with John Cusack, who has a house in Malibu near Pamela Anderson, who dated Scott Baio, who was on Happy Days with Ron Howard, who directed Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, who's married to Rita Wilson, who was in... (voice is now inaudibly out of control)
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