Kelly Clarkson in “Stressed for Success”

I'm Kelly Clarkson. I won American Idol and my debut album went to #1. One song on the album, I wrote with Christina Aguilera. She was on the Mickey Mouse Club with Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake. (voice speeding up) Justin is a member of N*Sync. They sing on the soundtrack for the Grinch starring Jim Carrey. (voice going even faster) Jim Carrey was in a movie with Rene Zelwigger, who's worked with Catherine Zeta-Jones, who's acted with John Cusack, who has a house in Malibu near Pamela Anderson, who dated Scott Baio, who was on Happy Days with Ron Howard, who directed Apollo 13 starring Tom Hanks, who's married to Rita Wilson, who was in... (voice is now inaudibly out of control)