Jenny Humphrey quotes from Gossip Girl

Jenny

Maybe Serena was just trying to be nice, but the party that she threw was totally embarrassing. You know, at least last year, it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party might have hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that it's hard for you guys to understand. But I like being me. And as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue princess. On my birthday, or any other day. No matter what my address might be.

Jenny

I wanted to wait, I wanted it to be special…

Rufus

Guess whose dad is cool?!

Jenny

It's a trick question.

Dan

Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.

Rufus

Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this: [He hands Dan a magazine]

Dan

Top Ten Forgotten Bands of the '90's.

Rufus

Yeah, check out who is number nine.

Jenny

He's very proud.

Dan

Hey. Hey, way to be forgotten!

Rufus

But that's how you get remembered!

Jenny

The question is, how are you?

Dan

Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?

Jenny

At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]

Dan

Was it really that bad?

Serena

So, this is me. So, uh... good night.

Dan

Yeah, uh... good night.

Jenny

Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!

Dan

Uh, I think I have brain damage.

Jenny

Wow, these dolls are great. Oh my God, you have Cabbage Patch! My brother used to have one of these, his name was Cedric.

Blair

[Snorts] Your brother's name is Cedric?

Blair

Martini?

Jenny

No thanks, I don't like vodka.

Blair

Well, that's good. Because this is gin, as it should be.

Jenny

Let's play a game.

Chuck

I'd say strip poker, but I don't have any cards.

Serena

Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.

Eric

And here, she's just mad at you for being her.

Dan

And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated...a girl "a lot like Serena".

Jenny

Her mom.

Blair

If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.

Serena

Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?

Dan

No, or who satisfied her.

Serena

That's just...

Gross!

Rufus

I need to know how you and Jenny would feel if I went out tonight, for a drink...with a woman.

Dan

Well, I guess I'd feel like you shouldn't wear that shirt or there will not be a second date.

Rufus

Really?

Dan

Really, really.

Rufus

Thanks. Now I guess I just have to worry about Jenny then.

Dan

Good morning.

Jenny

Hi.

Rufus

Good morning sunshine!

Jenny

Dad. Where'd you get that shirt?

Rufus

What's wrong with this shirt?

Jenny

Nothing, as long as you don't plan to wear it out of the house.

Dan

Worse. He plans on wearing on a date.

Rufus

For drinks, if that's okay.

Jenny

Whatever.

Blair

What does she think she's doing?

Serena

She's giving you the perfect opportunity for niceness. C'mon, be nice!

Jenny

Serena, I know you're doing something with Dan tonight. But Blair, um, we're all going to Butter and I was wondering if you wanted to join us?

Serena

She'd be delighted. YES! [Serena claps for excitement] BUTTER!

Jenny

Great.

Serena

Great! [Serena smiling happily]

Blair

Very nice.

Serena

Thank you.

Nate

Hey, so, I may have told Blair you told me the truth about her and Chuck. And I'm sure she didn't applaud to that. Look, you don't know what you're dealing with here.

Jenny

I'm not scared of Blair, Nate.

Nate

No, I'm not talking about... I'm talking about your new circle. I mean, they've been friends with Blair since forever and look what they're doing to her! You fall out of line, what do you think is going to happen to you?

Jenny

Well, then, I won't fall out of line.

Nate

I'm not saying you're going to... Look, just, you're not like those girls, Jenny.

Jenny

That's weird, Nate. You'd think they're my friends, so we'd have some stuff in common.

Nate

Okay. Well, I will give you this - you've got good aim.

Jenny, why'd you want to meet here?

Jenny

Well, I was thinking, what is the one thing that no one in our group has - even Blair?

Compassion?

Jenny

[laughs] No, a boyfriend. If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a King.

Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend.

Jenny

But she only had the Spanish to conquer and I have Blair Waldorf.

What's top qualification?

Jenny

He has to be cute.

But not full of himself. [laughs]

Jenny

He has to be from the right kind of family. Eugh, but not disgusting.

Oh, oh, so sorry. Are you okay?

Jenny

Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.

Uh, let me give you my last dollar.

Jenny

Oh, I couldn't. You shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.

Let's just settle for an IOU, then.

Jenny

It's just a hotdog.

That just makes an excuse to give this to you. It's my number.

Jenny

[laughs] Thank you, uh, I mean it's fine, I'm not even really that hungry anyway.

Well, if you change your mind.

[Jenny throws the piece of paper Guy gve her in the bin] What are you doing? He's gorgeous.

Jenny

He's a dogwalker. I need a King, not a jester. [Jenny sighs] C'mon.

Blair

My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes.

Jenny

I came to tell you in person. You win.

Blair

Oh, sweetie, we just started to play.

Jenny

No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them - all of it.

Blair

Just like that, you wave the white flag.

Jenny

I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect of my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.

Blair

I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.

Jenny

Well, you were right.

Blair

[sighs] Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.

Jenny

Thanks.

Blair

[sarcastically] Hope you don't expect a hug.

Jenny

I don't expect anything anymore.

Jenny

It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.

Eleanor

You're absolutely right.

Jenny

I am?

Eleanor

Yes. Don't let it go to your head.