Chuck Bass quotes from Gossip Girl

Chuck

So smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.

Chuck

Better a broken nose than a broken heart.

Chuck

[On Carter Baizen] Anyone who trades their trust fund for a fanny pack flies in the face of all that is holy to Chuck Bass.

Chuck

[Hosting a lost weekend] You've lived through Ivy League! And hopefully gained entry to the college of your choice. Now, let's ruin those chances. Let me remind you of the rules. As of this moment, there is no outside world that I do not show you. You eat what I provide, practice what I preach, and till I say so, the only girls you talk to are the ones I've paid for. Let the lost weekend commence.

Chuck

Something as beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of its beauty.

Chuck

[Via text message] So how did you fake your virginity for N?

Chuck

[to Serena] Why don't I turn that one-piece into a no-piece?

Chuck

If I had a dime for every time I've heard that...

Chuck

[on his cell] Serena didn't come home last night.

Chuck

[Giving the best man speech at Bart's wedding to Lilly.] My father is someone who goes after what he wants and Lilly Van der Woodsen is no exception. In typical Bass man fashion his pursuit was direct and at times...not exactly subtle. [Chuck looks at Blair and then puts down his cue cards] One thing I learned from my father's courtship of Lilly is the importance of perseverance, that in the face of true love you don't just give up - even if the object of your affection is begging you to. And one thing I learned from Lilly is the importance of forgiveness. She gave my father the gift of a second chance and in kind, I’ve watched them become someone actually worthy of that gift. And one day, I hope I’ll be lucky enough to find someone who’ll do the same for me. To the happy couple.

Chuck

Did you have a reason for coming to see me? Because if it was to insult me, there's a website you can go to.

Chuck

It will ruin our family. Don't do it. Please.

Chuck

[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.

Chuck

[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.

Chuck

My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.