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Jenny Humphrey quotes from Gossip Girl

Played by Taylor Momsen · 25 quotes · page 2 of 2

Jenny Humphrey

Played by Taylor Momsen

Gossip Girl · 402 quotes

7th most-quoted character in Gossip Girl: in 25 of its 402 quotes
Most scenes with: Blair Waldorf (6), Dan Humphrey (6), Rufus Humphrey (4)

Scenes with Jenny Humphrey 23

Jenny

And yet another one bites the bust, Agnes. What is the matter with you?! This guy was our last chance!

AAgnes

Okay he totally overreacted! We're artists! We need to work with somebody who's not gonna be freaked out by a little bit of passion.

Jenny

Passion. You know the heat from the fashion show's not gonna last that long ...

AAgnes

Jenny, I will find us another business manager tomorrow.

Jenny

Good, because without one we can't meet with any buyers.

AAgnes

It's all gonna work out, okay? I'm on it.

AAgent

Who do you imagine your client will be? Girls like us-

Jenny

Sophisticated girls with a bit of edge, and who can afford a high-end product. I know these girls and their style because I'm their peer, and that's what makes me unique as a designer.

AAgent

You girls have been getting a lot of press. You've got talent. Who's the designer?

Jenny

It's me.

AAgnes

And I'm the face of the line, and brains of the operation.

Jenny, he's your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him.

Jenny

Um, thank you, Mrs. Bass, for letting me stay here and everything, but I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna-

Well, get some rest. We can talk some more tomorrow.

OK, who's mess is it?

All I did was carry the chili and prevent teenagers from having unprotected sex.

Serena may have had her own motives, I may have helped with the crowd situation with a few inspirational words, but..

Jenny

But I was the one who posted the party on Gossip Girl.

I see the cat's out of the bag.

And topless on valentino's yacht.

Jenny

Thats not fair. Everyone's topless on Valentinos yacht.

What about this one where she's dancing on the table?

Well, thats what you do in Barcelona.

And this one with Prince Harry doing shots off of-

That's what you do in St. Tropez!

Jenny

People change, Chuck.

Not you. Not about this. Jenny Humphrey, who used to sit in Brooklyn and look at the lights across the water. Who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there. Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it.

Jenny

Blair doesn't want me to be queen.

Maybe we can make her reconsider

Jenny

Blair, what are you doing here?

Someone has to give you the smack down you so richly deserve. That it's me who gets to do it is just the cherry on top.

Jenny

Bring it on. I knew when I sent the blast there would be fall out.

When're you gonna get it? For three years you've tried to worm your way into our world, but you'll never be a part of it, no matter what you do. This isn't copy cat dressing in Constance, or dumping dairy on your best friends head to prove a point, this is Nate and Serena, that's mythic, you don't mess with that and survive, you're hurting people I love, you're hurting people you love…

Jenny

I wasn't trying to…

Nate loves Serena, Dan loves Vanessa “god knows why”, and Chuck loves me, but you Jenny, no one loves you, except your daddy, and after what you pulled yesterday, who knows if that's even true anymore… well I guess you'll find out now…

Jenny

I'm trying to forget some things, too. Mostly how happy I thought I'd be once I made it in this world.

The world you're looking for only exists from the outside. The only reason I survive in it... is because I always knew it was empty.

Jenny

Yeah. And now I know, too. I found out the hard way.

The hard way is the only way.

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