Georgina Sparks quotes from Gossip Girl

Georgina

Because I can.

Georgina

It's Serena! She goes down for anything.

Georgina

One last battle and the war is won.

Georgina

Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.

Georgina

I'd like to propose a toast: To the new you.

Serena

To the new me.

Dan

Yo, hey buddy, there you go.

Georgina

Oh, awww, Georgie, hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.

Dan

Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.

Georgina

Really. Do you have any?

Dan

No, uh, we used to have a cat, uh, but, you know, sister, allergies. Now he lives with my aunt in Florida. Never calls, never writes, never visits...it's all very depressing.

Georgina

Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]

Dan

I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]

Georgina

Oh, hi, sweetie. Let me just call someone to... [Serena cuts in]

Serena

I don't want you to ever contact me again.

Georgina

Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?

Serena

It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.

Georgina

[snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]

Serena

It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.

Serena

This is not about last year, Georgina, it's about last night!

Georgina

Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on... [Serena cuts in]

Serena

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT, GEORGINA, OKAY? And neither are you. If I'm going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime? Stay out of my life.

Georgina

I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't want to be there.

Serena

Then we're agreed.

Lily

Where do you think you're going?

Serena

I can't talk right now Mom, I'll explain later.

Lily

If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat.

Lily

You know how I'd always love it when Georgina came around.

Georgina

I ran into Lily in the lobby. You totally forgot to tell Lily I was coming for dinner.

Georgina

Did you get my present?

Serena

This is not a game!

Georgina

Aww c'mon, I'm just having a little fun.

Georgina

I mean there must be love in the New York air. You're engaged, Serena's found a new guy, Erik's found himself a boyfriend...

Excuse me?

Lily

[a bit confused] Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right?

Georgina

What, you haven't met Serena's new guy?

Lily

Uh, boyfriend?!

Georgina

Oh, you mean Erik? You didn't know he was dating someone? I didn't think it was a secret, I mean, I saw them kissing in front of St Jude's this morning for the world to see. [Erik looking uncomfortable while Georgina gladly reveals the secret]Well, don't look so embarassed, E, he is a hot piece. Well done!

Serena

Please, Georgina, it's not funny, okay?

Georgina

Oh! Um, you didn't know Erik was dating a boy?

Lily

That doesn't make any sense because that would mean... that Erik is... and he's not, [sighs uncomfortably] he's just not.

Lily

Are you? [realising that Georgina was telling the truth] God...

Serena

Erik! [sighs] Great, Mom, that's just great. [Serena looks to Georgina] How dare you?!

Georgina

From the moment I met you, I've been falling for you.

Dan

You want to just go somewhere we can talk? Somewhere quiet?

Blair

There, there Georgie. It's going to be okay.

No. This time it won't.

Blair

Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.

Georgina

That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.

Blair

When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.

Georgina

You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.

Blair

You don't sound like yourself

Georgina

That's funny because I feel more like myself than ever

Blair

Where are you?

Georgina

Taking care of what you obviously couldn't

Blair

I don't think Jesus would approve of that

Georgina

Well, you can tell Jesus the bitch is back