Friends? That makes total sense. There's no spark between you two. Never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match, a rusty hammer and an icy nail.
Nate and I had.. had plenty of spark. Better than that fireworks.
That was us.
Gossip Girl · Season 2, Episode 20
“Remains of the J” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (4), Eric van der Woodsen (3), Chuck Bass (2), Serena van der Woodsen (2), Jenny Humphrey (2), Dan Humphrey (1), Nate Archibald (1), Lily van der Woodsen (1)
Friends? That makes total sense. There's no spark between you two. Never was. You're like a green twig and a soggy match, a rusty hammer and an icy nail.
Nate and I had.. had plenty of spark. Better than that fireworks.
That was us.
You know what I just thinking? Jennifer Aniston is totally fine now. I'm sure Brad doesnt even feel bad anymore.
[giggles] Uhh okay.
I mean, I'm sure there were some colateral damage which is always sad but his fate lay with Angelina, and he knew that. So he had a tough conversation and moved on.
This is your way of saying I should break up with Vanessa....? So that me and you can...
...embrace our fate, yes.
Nate was so nice. Being around him wasn't hard, it didn't hurt.. until now. I MISS MY FRIEND, NATE.
Maybe Serena was just trying to be nice, but the party that she threw was totally embarrassing. You know, at least last year, it was my face on the cake. And the people at my party might have hated me, but at least they knew who I was. I know that it's hard for you guys to understand. But I like being me. And as crazy as it may seem, I choose not to be a Park Avenue princess. On my birthday, or any other day. No matter what my address might be.
OK, who's mess is it?
All I did was carry the chili and prevent teenagers from having unprotected sex.
Serena may have had her own motives, I may have helped with the crowd situation with a few inspirational words, but..
But I was the one who posted the party on Gossip Girl.
When this family was just me and Eric, if things got out of control it was a pretty safe bet that it was my fault.
That's true!
But as this family grows, so does the pool of suspects. This is not my mess. [leaves]
Mom, I admit I made a few phone calls. If you want to punish someone for the passed hors d'oeuvres, point the finger here. Guilty as charged. But as far as all the people...
Oh, and you expect me to believe that Jenny was behind this? After she had me cancel the best caterer in town because she wanted clue and a crock-pot?
Mum, you could at least make an attempt to mask your distaste.
Chuck. Don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard, and for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.
So you do it with Nate, cause it's easy?
I'm not with Nate, but if I was - what's wrong with easy? Maybe it's easy because it's right.
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