You don't even talk to her. Why do you care how she does?
Nelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!
And they say you've lost your edge...
Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Why do you keep saying her name?
Because it's Nelly Yuki! [Serena laughs] Ew, gross, incoming Chuck. You coming?
No, I gotta wait for Dan. He's stressed, he doesn't do very well with tests so...
Performance anxiety? [grins at Serena]
I'd like to propose a toast: To the new you.
[a dog barks and chases a ball that landed near Dan]
Yo, hey buddy, there you go.
Oh, awww, Georgie, hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.
Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.
No, uh, we used to have a cat, uh, but, you know, sister, allergies. Now he lives with my aunt in Florida. Never calls, never writes, never visits...it's all very depressing.
Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]
I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]
Oh, hi, sweetie. Let me just call someone to... [Serena cuts in]
I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.
[snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]
It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.
E Elise
Jenny, why'd you want to meet here?
Well, I was thinking, what is the one thing that no one in our group has - even Blair?
[laughs] No, a boyfriend. If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a King.
E Elise
Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend.
But she only had the Spanish to conquer and I have Blair Waldorf.
E Elise
What's top qualification?
E Elise
But not full of himself. [laughs]
He has to be from the right kind of family. Eugh, but not disgusting.
[Jenny and Elise both laugh]
[Asher walking his dogs accidentally walks into Jenny and she drops her hotdog]
A Asher
Oh, oh, so sorry. Are you okay?
Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
A Asher
Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Oh, I couldn't. You shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
A Asher
Let's just settle for an IOU, then.
A Asher
That just makes an excuse to give this to you. It's my number.
[laughs] Thank you, uh, I mean it's fine, I'm not even really that hungry anyway.
A Asher
Well, if you change your mind.
[Asher walks away with his dogs and continuously turns around to look at Jenny, she does the same]
E Elise
[Jenny throws the piece of paper Guy gve her in the bin] What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
He's a dogwalker. I need a King, not a jester. [Jenny sighs] C'mon.
This is not about last year, Georgina, it's about last night!
Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on... [Serena cuts in]
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT, GEORGINA, OKAY? And neither are you. If I'm going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime? Stay out of my life.
I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't want to be there.
[Georgina slams her door angrily]
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