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Gossip Girl · Season 1, Episode 16

“All About My Brother” quotes from Gossip Girl

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“All About My Brother” · Season 1, Episode 16

In this episode: Serena van der Woodsen (6), Georgina Sparks (4), Erik van der Woodsen (3), Blair Waldorf (2), Dan Humphrey (2), Vanessa Abrams (2), Lily van der Woodsen (2), Gossip Girl (1)

Where do you think you're going?

I can't talk right now Mom, I'll explain later.

If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat.

[Georgina walks in the room]

You know how I'd always love it when Georgina came around.

I ran into Lily in the lobby. You totally forgot to tell Lily I was coming for dinner.

[Serena and Georgina have an awkward friendly hello kiss]

Did you get my present?

[Georgina grins while Serena fakes a smile and realises that Georgina is up to something]

What happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.

[Serena starts crying] I can't.

Of course you can.

[sobbing] No, no, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.

I'm not anyone. I'm me, you can tell me anything.

[sobbing] No I can't, because then you'll be a part of this and I can't let you be a part of this.

What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me.

[Serena sobbing]

Hey, hey, hey, we're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing that you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.

[Serena still crying tries not to answer the question]

What is it?

I killed someone.

[Serena stops crying and stares at Blair. Blair is staring back at Serena shocked as ever]

AAsher

Do you really think that someone like me would date someone like you, Jenny from Brooklyn?

I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.

[laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.

Why would I stand here if front of everyone we know and tell them if it wasn't true? I'm gay, and so are you.

HHazel

It's kinda hard to party after the gay bomb drops.

I mean there must be love in the New York air. You're engaged, Serena's found a new guy, Erik's found himself a boyfriend...

[Lily, Serena and Erik all are shocked by what Goergina had said]

Excuse me?

[a bit confused] Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right?

What, you haven't met Serena's new guy?

Uh, boyfriend?!

Oh, you mean Erik? You didn't know he was dating someone? I didn't think it was a secret, I mean, I saw them kissing in front of St Jude's this morning for the world to see. [Erik looking uncomfortable while Georgina gladly reveals the secret]Well, don't look so embarassed, E, he is a hot piece. Well done!

Please, Georgina, it's not funny, okay?

Oh! Um, you didn't know Erik was dating a boy?

That doesn't make any sense because that would mean... that Erik is... and he's not, [sighs uncomfortably] he's just not.

[close up of Erik who is lost for words]

Are you? [realising that Georgina was telling the truth] God...

[Erik see his mother's disappointment and runs off]

Erik! [sighs] Great, Mom, that's just great. [Serena looks to Georgina] How dare you?!

[Georgina looks innocent as if she has done nothing wrong]

My, my. If it isn't Little J, risen from the ashes.

I came to tell you in person. You win.

Oh, sweetie, we just started to play.

No, you don't understand. I'm done. With you, with them - all of it.

Just like that, you wave the white flag.

I lied. And I stole and I lost the respect of my family. For what, so I can be like you? You asked me before if it was all worth it. And my answer is, it's not.

I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.

Well, you were right.

[sighs] Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.

Thanks.

[sarcastically] Hope you don't expect a hug.

I don't expect anything anymore.

Salud, Chuck! Yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye.

You can read about it all day long, but you have to walk the city to know it.

Sarah: Okay, look, anything is better than getting lost of the train every day.

Subway. Click those heels, you're not in Portland anymore.

Sarah: Seriously, you and Dan are so sweet to adopt me. And I'd be a mess without you guys. Well, more of a mess then I already am. [laughs]

Sarah: Are there any new developments?

Uh, no, no, more of the same. Jenny and her boyfriend are inseparable and Jenny is more insufferable.

Give her a break, Asher's her first love.

It's infatuation, it's not love.

Sarah: Yeah, but to a fifteen-year-old girl, there isn't a difference.

[Dan realises Sarah and Vanessa have a point]

And how long did it take you, Dan?

Uh, um, that's a little different, Vanessa. It took me... [Vanessa interrupts]

Uh, one glance at a ninth grade birthday party.

Yes, but two years to obsess over.

Sarah: So things are better with Serena?

Serena, yeah, yeah, good memory.

Sarah: Right.

Things are finally back to normal.

Sarah: Good. Well, I mean, you know, it's tough making friends in a new city. It would be really nice to meet her.

Yeah, Serena would love you. She loves everybody. Not that she wouldn't like you because she doesn't discriminate. Um, see what she meant about that rambling thing? [Vanessa laughs] How's tonight?

Sarah: Tonight would be perfect.

Good. See you.

You know, it's kind of funny, how you can find meaning from things you wouldn't think to look at. Like on a TV show- The truth always comes out, it's one of the fundamental rules of time. And when it comes out it can set you free, or end everything you've fought so hard for. Another way the truth comes out - when you don't even mean it to, or when, without saying a word, it's still heard loud and clear. But the worst thing the truth can do? Is when you finally tell it, it doesn't set you free, but locks you away forever.

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