I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
You can't tell anyone!
Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met. [pauses] I won't.
“The Dark Night” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Chuck Bass (3), Blair Waldorf (2), Gossip Girl (2), Serena van der Woodsen (1), Dan Humphrey (1), Nate Archibald (1), Jenny Humphrey (1), Vanessa Abrams (1)
Love may fade with the season, but some friendships are year round. Like you and me! You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
MMarcus
[sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!
ohmigod, ohmigod.
Marcus Blair, what is it?
You don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Please, you knew exactly who it was.
Looks like Lady B is determined to have it all. Question is... who with?
Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] I want you, baby. Won't you come to me?...Have sex with me .
What?
Just once, that's all I ask.
You are disgusting and I hate you.
Then why are you still holding my hand?
It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.
You're absolutely right.
I am?
Yes. Don't let it go to your head.
Serena: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. This is your body's way of telling you!
I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.[Pauses] Perhaps ...
No!
One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
I told you that in confidence!
You told me that in bed.
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