The Pacifier played for like a year.
And they said Vin Diesel couldn't do comedy.
“The Handmaiden's Tale” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Blair Waldorf (2), Dan Humphrey (2), Gossip Girl (2), Chuck Bass (1), Serena van der Woodsen (1), Jenny Humphrey (1), Vanessa Abrams (1), Lily van der Woodsen (1)
Let's play a game.
I'd say strip poker, but I don't have any cards.
Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Since when were you a rock star?
Let me just say. For the record. I like you. Only you.
Well, that's good because I feel the same about you.
Glad that's cleared up.
What was it we say about appearances? Yes, they can be deceiving. But most of the time, what you see is what you get.
Why is it that friends of Serena van der Woodsen have to search for her suitor? Have fables fallen so out of fashion that Princesses have to do everything themselves? Call us old school, but sometimes the Fairy Tale ending requires the Knight to get off his ass and saddle up his steed.
Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front, but I can see how hurt she is. We have to help her heal her heart.
KKati
Blair, it is pretty late notice.
IIsabel
Most of the good ones are already taken.
No more excuses! Serena must have the hottest date ever. If he's got plans, he'll change it. If he's got a girlfriend, he'll dump her. If he's out of town, he'll charter a G5 and fly home. Make it happen.
Is that a bong, Mother? I didn't take you for a stoner...
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