Eleanor quotes from Gossip Girl

Eleanor

This is your family now, get with the program and fast.

Eleanor, we've been friends for a long time. Since before Marc Jacobs went into rehab.

Eleanor

Friends don't steal other friends' husbands.

Jenny

It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.

Eleanor

You're absolutely right.

Jenny

I am?

Eleanor

Yes. Don't let it go to your head.

Dorota

You glow, Mrs. Waldorf. Like Chinese lantern.

Eleanor

It's love, Dorota.

Blair

How can you possibly love Cyrus? He's all the things you hate! He uses the wrong fork, he slurps his soup, he wears sport socks! He is short, and pushy! He's nothing like daddy.

Eleanor

Which is precisely why I like him. Harold was lovely in a million ways, but he had his secrets. Cyrus is someone I can trust... Before I go see Cyndi Lauper I have to get my hair done, pick up my dress at Barney's. Would you like to come with?

Blair

No! Thanks. But have fun.

Blair

[to Cyrus] My mother's coming to my party.

Eleanor

What? You never want me at your parties.

Blair

This year's different! I'm 18 and it's a grown-up party. I emailed Dorota a new guest list. Parents are invited.

Cyrus

I'll return the tickets ...

Eleanor

Nonsense. Blair and I will celebrate her birthday on her REAL birthday next week. WE are going to see Cyndi Lauper!

Eleanor

How is Charles holding up?

Blair

Who knows? He's not returning any of my calls or texts, but the hotel says that they keep sending up food, so there's something alive in that room.