Serena van der Woodsen quotes from Gossip Girl

Serena

Britney with the umbrella!...Posh Spice in America!

Serena

Constance bad-girl-turned-good, Serena van der Woodsen, moves in with, Chuck Bass.

Serena

B, I say this out of love. But you being a bitch is what got dairy in your hair in the first place, okay? Be nice and neutral and things will swing back to normal. You're the Queen Bee, just let nature take its course.

Serena

Salud, Chuck! Yes, I'm still fine. I haven't heard from Georgina in two weeks, so if you'd stop calling me I'd finally be rid of all of my monsters. Bye.

Serena

[to Nate] Hey, if you ever want to reflect alone together, I'll be around.

Serena

When I told my mom not to go away with Rufus, I told her it was because you and I were forever. I know I was right.

Serena

Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.

Serena

Blair Waldorf, a fling? You're not exactly low maintenance.

Serena

[to Blair] I have supported you in all your crazy choices, case and point! [Looks at Chuck] Now would you please have some faith in me for once? I'm going back to my boyfriend, and if you know what's good for you, so will you!

Chuck

[Suggestively] If you want to thank me...

Serena

It's a sandwich, Chuck.

Serena

So, how's your mom doing? With the divorce and everything.

Blair

Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost fifteen pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena

I'm really sorry.

Blair

Yeah, I could tell, since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.

Serena

I, I know, it's just... boarding school --

Blair

I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Do you know how it felt calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say "Serena didn't tell you? That she moved to Connecticut?"

Serena

I just... I had to go, I... needed to get away from everything. Please, just trust me.

Blair

How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you?

Serena

Well, let's fix that. I saw you at school with Kati and Is and I get it. I don't wanna take any of that away from you.

Blair

Because it's just yours to take if you want it.

Serena

No, that's not what I mean. I miss you. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. You know, walking to school together, dancing on tables at Bungalow, night swimming at your mom's country house? You're like my sister. Y'know, with our families... we need each other.

Blair

Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would've been funny. Actually, it kinda was.

Serena

Well, I wish I could have been there.

Blair

You are now. Well, I have to go meet Nate. We kind of have something special planned.

Serena

Well, I don't want to keep you, but, um... [She hugs Blair] I love you, B.

Blair

I love you too, S.

Chuck

I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.

Serena

And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.

Chuck

Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.

Serena

You just love when a girl talks to you.

Chuck

Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.

Serena

[Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.

Chuck

Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.

Serena

How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.

Chuck

I heard you didn't do that anymore.

Serena

Special occasion.

Chuck

Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.

Serena

Enough to know it's not on the menu.

Chuck

I'm connected.

Serena

Only 'cause I'm hungry.

Serena

Pick me up at 8?

Dan

You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

Serena

Well, you can't be any worse than the guys I do know.

Serena

So, you took me to meet your dad on the first date?

Dan

So, this... this is a date? Oh. Maybe I should've worn my loafers, then. Dress down a little bit.

Jenny

The question is, how are you?

Dan

Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?

Jenny

At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]

Dan

Was it really that bad?

Serena

So, this is me. So, uh... good night.

Dan

Yeah, uh... good night.

Jenny

Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!

Dan

Uh, I think I have brain damage.