Elise and Jenny in “Desperately Seeking Serena”

Jenny, why'd you want to meet here?

Well, I was thinking, what is the one thing that no one in our group has - even Blair?

Compassion?

[laughs] No, a boyfriend. If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a King.

Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend.

But she only had the Spanish to conquer and I have Blair Waldorf.

What's top qualification?

He has to be cute.

But not full of himself. [laughs]

He has to be from the right kind of family. Eugh, but not disgusting.