Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.
And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated...a girl "a lot like Serena".
If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.
Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
No, or who satisfied her.
DJ Dan, Jenny, Eric, and Serena
Gross!
So, you're not overreacting per se. You're just having a reaction that is so above and beyond what is appropriate.
A Alison
I have been killing myself, trying to make up for what happened in Hudson.
Which is not an overreaction, I might add.
A Alison
And then I find out that the two of you are making out at a party.
Uh, it was hardly making out. And there's an explanation.
Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.
Blair's not the boss of me.
Are you in here? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.
A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.
[Using the shower head as a mic] So, what about you?
What about me? I don't smell like an ashtray.
But you look like an ass-tray.
There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.
Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!
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