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“The Wild Brunch” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Chuck Bass (6), Dan Humphrey (5), Blair Waldorf (4), Gossip Girl (3), Serena van der Woodsen (2), Nate Archibald (2), Jenny Humphrey (2)
The question is, how are you?
Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?
At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]
Was it really that bad?
[It cuts to a flashback to the previous night in the taxi]
So, this is me. So, uh... good night.
Yeah, uh... good night.
[Serena exits the taxi]
Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!
[He's about to exit when he hits his head on the door]
Uh, I think I have brain damage.
That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister.
If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him.
Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating.
You know, I always knew you were a whore... I never took you for a liar, too.
Blair... how can I fix this?
You don't, Serena. You just stay away. From me, my boyfriend, and my friends. You're done here.
Chuck likes to brag about his conquests, not his victims.
What are you doing here?
What? Is this your hotel?
Actually, it is.
[Dan looks up at the building, confused]
Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.
This isn't over.
Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Wow, these dolls are great. Oh my God, you have Cabbage Patch! My brother used to have one of these, his name was Cedric.
[Snorts] Your brother's name is Cedric?
I was in the neighbourhood. Uh, give or take 70 blocks.
looks like blair and chuck showed up with quite an apetite , for destruction that is.
Looks like the ultimate insider has become a total outsider. It's your move, Serena. You know who'll be watching, Gossip Girl
Did you talk to my sister?
Ah, yes. Little Jenny, I do believe she and I have some unfnished business.
You stay away from her.
Poor Daniel, so little time so many sluts to defend-[Dan pushes Chuck into a waiter carrying a tray, both of which fall to the ground and cause glass to shatter in the process. Chuck watches in amusement as everyone stares at Dan, horrified.]
I can't believe Serena came to this brunch. I told her to stay away.
Are you worried about Nate? [Blair glares at him]Just a shot in the dark. I think you know what you need to do to get his attention. [Holds up a key]
And what's that?
Key to my suite, Nate's heart and your future happiness. [Blair considers this and then takes the key]I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
You're disgusting.
Yes I am. So why be shy?Why don't you grab Nate and finish this. Report back with details.
Better a broken nose than a broken heart.
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