Dan Humphrey quotes from Gossip Girl

Dan

I was in the neighbourhood. Uh, give or take 70 blocks.

Dan

[Talking about Nate] The guy had one original thought last year. It died of loneliness.

Dan

Serena, yeah, yeah, good memory.

Dan

Things are finally back to normal.

Dan

Yeah, Serena would love you. She loves everybody. Not that she wouldn't like you because she doesn't discriminate. Um, see what she meant about that rambling thing? [Vanessa laughs] How's tonight?

Dan

Good. See you.

Dan

[to Vanessa] Google "revenge" and get blairwaldorf.com.

Dan

[to Blair after she confesses that she loves Chuck] Wow, someone loves Chuck Bass..

Dan

The toilets in Tokyo talk!

Dan

[To Vanessa] Remind me later to kill you. Please.

Dan

Absolutely, I don't wanna jeopardize my friendship with Nate, or my relationship with Vanessa, as much as you don't wanna jeopardize your relationship with Nate, or your friendship with Vanessa. Are you friends with Vanessa?

Chuck

Are you following us or something?

Dan

No. I, uh, I go to your school. [He gestures to their outfits]Identical uniforms. Kind of a tip-off.

Nate

[Sarcastically] That's funny.

Dan

[Sarcastically, to himself] So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?

Rufus

Guess whose dad is cool?!

Jenny

It's a trick question.

Dan

Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.

Rufus

Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this: [He hands Dan a magazine]

Dan

Top Ten Forgotten Bands of the '90's.

Rufus

Yeah, check out who is number nine.

Jenny

He's very proud.

Dan

Hey. Hey, way to be forgotten!

Rufus

But that's how you get remembered!

Serena

Pick me up at 8?

Dan

You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?

Serena

Well, you can't be any worse than the guys I do know.

Serena

So, you took me to meet your dad on the first date?

Dan

So, this... this is a date? Oh. Maybe I should've worn my loafers, then. Dress down a little bit.

Jenny

The question is, how are you?

Dan

Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?

Jenny

At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]

Dan

Was it really that bad?

Serena

So, this is me. So, uh... good night.

Dan

Yeah, uh... good night.

Jenny

Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!

Dan

Uh, I think I have brain damage.

Chuck

What are you doing here?

Dan

What? Is this your hotel?

Nate

Actually, it is.

Chuck

Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.

Dan

Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.

Chuck

This isn't over.

Dan

Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.