Okay, we've got shelter and just enough precious food to ward off starvation.
It's pizza time. [passes boxes to the rest of the crew.]
Ugh, pineapple?
[Everyone makes disgusted noises]
So much for that.
S6A Clockwork Origin
S6The Prisoner of Benda
[in Farnsworth's body] Oh no! Can we switch back using four or more bodies?
[in Bender's body] I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... MATH.
Tonight at 11...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
[Washbucket, in Amy's body, appears at the door dressed in sexy lingerie]
Miss Wong?
WWashbucket
No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you!
[Scruffy and Washbucket kiss, but Scruffy pulls away.]
It's wrong, Washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.
WWashbucket
In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!
[Washbucket leaves]
[Sobs, then suddenly stops] Ayup.
I wasted my youth porking out.
Yes, I remember. [points to a picture of a fat Amy, captioned "2997 employee of the year".]
Would you please take that down? It's making me hungry.
So Leela's all crotchety because she thinks I'm not attracted to her in the Professor's body.
You aren't, are you?
Of course not, but I was willing to lie about it! What more can a man do?
A man can give her a toke of her own medicine.
Yes! I can put my mind in a hideous body and show Leela she's not attracted to me. But it would have to be a really, really disgusting body.
Friends, friends! I have barnacles in my tuchus! [opens his trousers to reveal barnacles on his buttocks]
[to Fry] The long search is over.
Sweet orca of Majorca! You make Fat Albert look like Normal Albert!
[Leela, in Farnsworth's body, and Fry, in Zoidberg's body, dine at Elzar's]
Oh, did my bodily infirmity embarrass you?
Not at all. It's just another thing that makes you a very special lady.
You mean, like my penis?
S6Lrrreconcilable Ndndifferences
AGAnnouncer Guy
[in outer space, revealing a pickle in a banana and lion as ringmaster who switched roles] You're taking a vacation from normalcy. The setting, a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery, and there's also some mystery floating in the pool. [cues a vampire ventriloquist, humans disguised as marbles in Newton's cradle] Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock, but it will open The Scary Door.
I demand the ancient ritual of Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or consequences!
Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or what?!
I don't want my comic picked apart by nerds. I'm taking it to a comic book convention.
So? What do you think of my comic?
Let me put it like this: After I leave here, I'm getting a memory enema.
MGMatt Groening's Head
I'm sure you're all excited to see the pilot for our new show.
DXDavid X. Cohen's Head
It's called Futurella. It takes place in the year 4000.
[Clip begins; suddenly a CANCELLED title card appears]
MGMatt Groening's Head
Boy, Fox has really streamlined the process.
RMRobot Moderator
Mr. Groening will now take questions. But, please, about Futurella and not The Simpsons. Yes, the robot standing on the small child?
I have a question! When are you going to make a second Simpson's Movie?
[Matt Groening's nameplate opens and fires a gun at Bender, murdering him.]
I don’t understand. Why are the humans still eating their soft pretzels instead of surrendering?
They’re probably just waiting for Joss Whedon.
Joss Whedon’s here? Wait a minute, you look familiar.
Yeah. You almost ate me once. I was in your mouth for five minutes.
Leela?
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