Fry, Hermes and others in “The Prisoner of Benda”

Fry

So Leela's all crotchety because she thinks I'm not attracted to her in the Professor's body.

Hermes

You aren't, are you?

Fry

Of course not, but I was willing to lie about it! What more can a man do?

Hermes

A man can give her a toke of her own medicine.

Fry

Yes! I can put my mind in a hideous body and show Leela she's not attracted to me. But it would have to be a really, really disgusting body.

Zoidberg

Friends, friends! I have barnacles in my tuchus! [opens his trousers to reveal barnacles on his buttocks]

Hermes

[to Fry] The long search is over.