Ndnd quotes from Futurama

Ndnd

What is this emotion you humans call "wuv?"

Lrrr

Surely it says "love."

Ndnd

No, "wuv," with an earth w. Behold!

Lrrr

This concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!

Lrrr

This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Ndnd

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps.

Ndnd

For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs.

Lrrr

She also liked to shut up.

Lrrr

So let me get this straight... if I buy eight Caramello bars, you all get to go to some camp.

Bender

Yep. That's exactly the lie we used to get past your guards.

Fry

[steps forward] Oh great space king, I humbly beg you to return my human horn.

Lrrr

Uh, human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you put in salad dressing?

Ndnd

Like you've ever seen a salad.

Lrrr

My weight is APPROPRIATE and ATTRACTIVE!

Ndnd

I demand the ancient ritual of Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or consequences!

Fry

Rrmmr-mr-fr-mrh or what?!

It's just as I feared. The virus has mutated with Omicronian Ndnd-DNA. It's a highly contagious Omicron Variant.

Ndnd

You're a contagious variantǃ