Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
S1The Series Has Landed
Leela's gonna kill me.
No, she'll probably make me do it.
I'm going to go build my own theme park! With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the park!
Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my OWN lunar lander... with blackjack, and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw the whole thing.
CCraterface
Hi, I'm Craterface. Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir.
Better mascots than you have tried. [takes a swig of booze and jams the bottle in Craterface's eye]
CCraterface
At least I have my self-respect. [laughs, then sobs quietly]
[Farnsworth watches Fry, Bender and Leela trying to escape from the Moon Farmer on a telescope]
My God! I've got to save them! Although I am already in my pajamas. [falls asleep]
[Farnsworth and Fry are outside Dr. Zoidberg's office]
Now, Fry, before you go into space, you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn you, though, he's a little unusual. [whispering] He wears sandals. [The door opens. Dr. Zoidberg, who is indeed wearing sandals, turns his head. Fry shrieks.] Dr. Zoidberg, this is Fry, the new delivery boy. He needs a physical.
Excellent, excellent. [He bends over and retrieves a medical tool.]
You'll be fine. [he leaves]
Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain.
[Fry opens his mouth]
No, no, not that mouth.
I only have one.
Really? [he pulls a reference card from his top pocket, then looks at it]
Uh... is there a human doctor around?
[angrily] Young lady, I am an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say [makes a bizarre gurgling noise]!
Uh... [clears throat, then very poorly imitates the noise Zoidberg had just made]
[even more angrily] What?! My mother was a SAINT! GET OUT!!!
[Fry and Leela are taking a ride on the Moon Park]
MRMoon Rover Ride Narrator
The story of lunar exploration started with one man - a man with a dream.
ARAnimatronic Ralph Kramden
One of these days, Alice-- Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!
Wow! I never realized the first astronauts were so fat.
That's not an astronaut, it's a TV comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife
AWAnimatronic Whalers
[Singing] We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales,
So we tell tall-tales,
And sing our whaling tune.
Uh, greetings Moon Man, we come in peace. I am Fry from the planet Earth.
Wise guy, huh? If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach.
But, you are lazy right?
Oh, don't get me started!
Hey, I got you guys refrigerator magnets. [puts one on Bender's head]
Get it off! Get it off! GET IT--uh, oh. [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you...
[Fry removes magnet]
Keep those things off me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.
So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?
Yep. I guess a robot would have to be crazy to want to be a folk singer...
S1I, Roommate
You know, Fry, out of all the friends I've ever had... you're the first.
[In their search for a new apartment, Fry, Bender and Leela check out a "suspiciously fantastic" apartment]
I don't get it. What's the catch?
SSalesman
Oh, no catch. Although we are technically in New Jersey.
[cut to Fry, Bender and Leela at the Planet Express employee lounge]
Not one place even remotely liveable.
[in his sleep] Kill all humans, kill all humans, must kill all humans...
Bender, wake up!
Wh-uh? I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
Where's the bathroom?
The bath what?
Bathroom.
The what room?
Bathroom!
The what what?
Never mind.
[Bender goes back to sleep.]
Hey, sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
[Talking on the phone] Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. How's his wife holding up? To shreds, You say.
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