AHAttila the Hun
Stop! No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
S4Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch
Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here...
Also Zoidberg!
So let's open the gifts!
Oh, this is the happiest moment of my life! You all brought such wonderful gifts. But the greatest gift...
Mine!
...is the bond I share with my smizmar, Amy. For soon, the quivering mass of life within me will depend on us both. Even now, I can sense it feeding, squirming, searching, questing. And shortly, it will rend my loins in twain, burst forth and pull us down, down, down into the deep, dark waters of commitment.
That's so beautiful!
Spirit! Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.
Yes, I programmed it in for you. Four million lines of BASIC.
You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
We could but we won't. It's a spaceship, damn it, not a prom limousine! If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!
Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.
ELEvil Lincoln
Real holographic simulated Evil Lincoln is BACK!!!
Leela must have impregnated me when she grabbed my ungloved hand. That explains the poster in hygiene class: "No Glove, No Love".
Wow, this is all so confusing.
Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this? [crying] Stop testing our love!
There goes my DNA. What a disgusting and beautiful process.
That's birth for you.
Well, we've given them a great start, Amy. And in 20 years they'll sprout legs and crawl back onto land as children.
I'll be ready then.
S4Leela's Homeworld
I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
Just remember that people care about you.
I know.
[They both look up at the stars.]
Sometimes, when I'm lonely, I look up at the sky and I get this feeling that somewhere, on some unknown planet, circling a distant star, my parents are up there, looking down on me.
[Pan down to a drain under Fry and Leela where from the sewers a pair of Cyclopses look up at Leela.]
It looks like toxic waste. And it smells like toxic waste.
What does it taste like?
Delicious fig pudding. Oh, that's good. But a distinct aftertaste of toxic waste.
I order you to dispose of that toxic waste properly or bribe me. Either way, it'll cost you $500.
500 real dollars? That's an outrage! Professor, I can take care of that waste for only $499 and one hundred cents.
Hmm, I know that's a rip, but I'll pay for the convenience.
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