Scruffy quotes from Futurama

Leela

Who are you?

Scruffy

Scruffy, the janitor.

Leela

I've never seen you before.

Scruffy

And I've never seen you before neither.

Zoidberg

Quiet, please.

Scruffy

Now hold on there. Scruffy votes his forty thousand shares for the mysterious stranger.

Leela

Forty thousand? How come you have four times as much stock as the rest of us?

Scruffy

Scruffy believes in this company. [Sniffles]

I shall rip out your heart and show it to you! [Taps Scruffy with toy lightsaber] It is done.

Scruffy

[lies down] The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmm-hmm.

Scruffy

Miss Wong?

No, Scruffy, I am Washbucket. I love you. Washbucket has always loved you!

Scruffy

It's wrong, Washbucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment.

In another city, we could be anyone we want.

Scruffy

Go. Go now, before I beg you to stay!

Scruffy

[Sobs, then suddenly stops] Ayup.

Hermes

As you can see, since Bender's death, request to bite one shiny metal ass are down 98%.

Hermes

Do you mind doing that later?

Scruffy

Bite my shiny metal ass.

The children inherited genes only from Kif and Leela. Plus, trace DNA from a certain, "Scruffy".

Scruffy

Scruffy's stuff gets around.