“A Taste of Freedom” · Season 4
In this episode: Zoidberg (4), Philip J. Fry (3), Turanga Leela (2)
[While doing a Russian dance] Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!
There's no denying it; the future's crazy. Oh, well. Don't want to stand out.
[Fry joins Zoidberg]
Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy! Freedom, Freedom, Freedom, Oy!
There's nothing crazy about it! It's just freedom day! [Garbles like crazy]
In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
Anyone who laughs is a communist!
[Old Man Waterfall takes a stand against the Decapodian Mobile Oppression Palace.]
You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!
[He is crushed.]
Aagh, my spirit! Urrgh!
Wow! Nude hot-tubbing - that's all I need to hear about Freedom Day!
Then consider the following lecture a bonus.
My fellow Earthicans, we enjoy so much freedom, it's almost sickening. We're free to chose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in. And if we don't want to pay our taxes, why, we're free to spend a week with the Pain Monster.
See you April 15th, folks!
Dr. Zoidberg, how can you claim to love freedom and then enslave humanity?
Bah! Your planet doesn't deserve freedom until it learns what it is not to have freedom. It's a lesson, I say!
Cool your jowls, Nixon. You may not like it that Dr. Zoidberg desecrated a flag. You might even find the image of it festering in his bowels somehow offensive. But the right to Freedom of Expression is guaranteed by the Earth Constitution!
Is that so? Well, I happen to know a place where the Constitution doesn't mean squat!
[Cut to the U.S. Supreme Court]
[after biting the American flag] Now that's a grand old flag!
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