“Cold Warriors” quotes from Futurama

Zapp Brannigan

We have only one option: Protocol 62.

Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas.

Zapp Brannigan

Then Protocol 63 it is.

Zoidberg

They're flying Manhattan into the sun! They must have been out of piranhas!

Double time, soldier. I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours.

[shivers] It's too cold, Dad. My teen region is freezing off.

Pfft! You don't know what cold is. I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid.

Bender

I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses in the fact that I'm immune. [starts laughing]

Farnsworth

Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, to nurse us through this catastrophe.

Bender

Why, God? Why have I been singled out?!

Fry

Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus.

Hey, Barack! Pizza goin' out. Come on!

Man, I've got to go back to law school.

Fry

[to Yancy, Jr.] Pffft! I'm not gonna wind up a loser like that guy.

Morbo

Linda?

Linda

Morbo? The so-called common cold, introduced by living fossil Phillip J. Fry, is spreading out of control. All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly... after beating up Phillip J. Fry.

Fry

[after he and the others hear this] Phew... lucky I'm safely locked-up in here with you guys.

Amy

[pointing at Fry] THERE HE IS!

Hermes

GET HIM!

You still 'aven't thanked me for pullin' you outta the lake, soldier.

Fry

I could've flip-flopped out.

I know that. Look, son. I know I give you the business sometimes. But, if I'm hard on you, it's only 'cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. Someday, you may face adversities so preposterous, I can't even conceive of them. But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. I love you, son. Now, bundle up, I don't want you gettin' frozen.