[Sal digs up a VW bus in front of Fry and Bender]
What's that? One of those Led Zeppelins I've heard so much about?
No, it's an old Volkswagen van. [to Sal, shouting] Hey, Mister? Mind if I take this old van?
Sure. You wanna dump the corpses out of theres, it's yourses.
Yeah, yeah, I've gotten used cars before.
[Cut to Fry pushing the VW bus into Planet Express]
What's that? One of those Jefferson Starships I've heard so much about?
It's called a van, and in light of the fact that it's not a-rockin', I invite you to come a-knockin'!
Where's the device that lets you speed or slow the passage of time?
Under the seat. [Holds up a bong]
Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas. Petroleum preserves went dry in 2038.
Gas was an environmental disaster, anyway. Now we use alternative fuels.
Whale oil. Bender, lift it up to the can opener.
Oh, no! I'm not going near it. Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
Oh, right. Plus, the magnet screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer? How ridiculous.
Bender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you, and nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
OK, OK, I can do this. It's time to take life by the cans.
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
Jimmy crack corn and I don't care,
'Cause the master's gone away.
It's toe-tappingly tragic!
Hey, the blues. The tragic sound of other people's suffering. That's kind of a pick-me-up.
Hey, yeah, I could write a song! With real words, not phoney ones like "odelay".
B Beck
"Odelay" is a word. Just look it up in the Becktionary.
No, don't you see? I was a hero to broken robots 'cause I was one of them. But how can I sing about being damaged if I'm not? That's like Christina Aguilera singing in Spanish. Wait, that's it! I'll fake it!
[upon seeing the factory of broken robot parts ] That is so wrong! They can't just melt down broken robots not right when they're kissing my ass!
H Hippie
Wow, look at the colours. These'll go great with my soul.
Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewellery for years, apparently.
RI Robot in Crowd
You big, fat fraud! You're not really broken!
B Beck
You, minion. Lift my arm. [a stagehand lifts his arm] AFTER HIM!
[As the gang are trying to escape via the Golden Gate Bridge]
Oh no! I forgot this is a hover-bridge!
And I forgot this isn't a hover-car!
Is any of that a problem?
Not if you've lived a life without regret! [screams in terror]
Someone fat get in my way! [lands on a fat man ]
[last lines ]
Fry cracked corn, and I don't care! Leela cracked corn, still don't care! Bender cracked corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
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