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“Bender Gets Made” quotes from Futurama

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“Bender Gets Made” · Season 2

In this episode: Bender (3), Hermes Conrad (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Zoidberg (1)

SSupplicant

Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

DBDon-Bot

File not found.

DBDon-Bot

Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. [gives Joey and Clamps each a tank of gasoline] Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.

[With Brooklyn Accent] Uh, Donnie, baby. Youse guys skedaddle. Let me handle the doity wok.

DBDon-bot

Blotto, I like your style, and your latest accent.

Wow! I'm finally gonna see my favourite chef, TV's Elzar! Aww, this is the greatest nanosecond of my life! No, this one is! No, this one. Wait! That one was... slightly worse. Ah! So far so good on this one!

It's funny, Bender. With you sick and Leela blind, only I know what really went on out there. Maybe someday I'll tell you the whole story.

And maybe someday I won't listen.

[The ship takes off, damaging the roof.]

[to Zoidberg] That's coming out of your pay!

[Zoidberg cries.]

It's the biggest Jamaican platter I've ever seen! Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork. Is there any meat this man can't jerk?

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