Professor Hubert Farnsworth quotes from Futurama

Prof. Farnsworth

You've got a bright future, Amy. As sure as the Sun sets in the east.

Prof. Farnsworth

As a professor of science, I assure you we did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey-men.

Professor

We have only one hope left, and as usual, it's Norwegian!

Prof. Farnsworth

Who likes good news?

Prof. Farnsworth

Everyone? Then, good news, everyone!

Prof. Farnsworth

Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time!

Prof. Farnsworth

Movietone News, everyone!

Prof. Farnsworth

Fry, you idiot, you're a genius!

Prof. Farnsworth

I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but... [upbeat] What the heck!

Prof. Farnsworth

Fox news, everyone! I've decided to make the fox our new corporate mascot!

Professor Farnsworth

Good news, everyone! I'm in terrible pain.

Professor Farnsworth

We can have 4 idiots and a fat guy, but no arsonist!

Farnsworth

[repetitive line] Just wait 'til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries!

Prof. Farnsworth

No, don't! You'll shred me into a zillion p...

Professor Farnsworth

Luckily, there's an educational movie that explains how Kif's species reproduces... and it's filthy!

Professor Farnsworth

Ah, nature! I hate it.