“The Silence of the Clamps” quotes from Futurama

Isn't it true, Mr. X, that you are slandering this innocent mafioso to distract from your own felonious past, including the crime you made up yourself called burglararsonlarsony?

Bender

That's a wholly owned trademark of Rodriguez Crime Concepts Inc.! Besides, I'm not on trial here.

That's true. You're on trial in courtroom 3. [presses button, wall spins Bender to another courtroom with a female version of 724]

You are charged with two counts of burglararsonlarsony. How do you plead?

Bender

Not innoguiltycent! [reaches, presses button, returning to 724's courtroom]

Hey, scuttle on home. Dis ain't none of your business, slick.

Zoidberg

My name isn't Slick, it's Zoidberg. JOHN (beep)ing ZOIDBERG!

Sorry mister, but I'm no Bender. I'm just a simple farmer. Name's Billy West.

Fry

[laughs] "Billy West". What a stupid, phony, made up name.

Prof. Farnsworth

Who likes good news?

Prof. Farnsworth

Everyone? Then, good news, everyone!