[while watching Kif's birthing video] Life is disgusting.
“Children of a Lesser Bog” · Season 8, Episode 2
In this episode: Bender (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Amy Wong (1), Zapp Brannigan (1), Scruffy (1)
[to Kif] Having a family with you is the only I want in the whole world.
Then, can I have your car?
No!
Too late, already crashed it.
Luckily, there's an educational movie that explains how Kif's species reproduces... and it's filthy!
GMGrand Midwife
The children inherited genes only from Kif and Leela. Plus, trace DNA from a certain, "Scruffy".
Scruffy's stuff gets around.
I refuse to die grovelling. But I'm open to sniveling.
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