Well, it's 6o'clock. I guess we'll have to deliver that human heart tomorrow. Good work, people!
Woo-hoo! Time to go clubbing! [pulls out a baseball bat] Baby seals, here I come!
“All the Presidents' Heads” · Season 6
In this episode: Hermes Conrad (2), Bender (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
FDFranklin D. Roosevelt's Head
We have nothing to fear but running out of beer.
So... You grow hemp?
TJThomas Jefferson's head
Yes.
And... You do what with it?
TJThomas Jefferson's head
All manner of things. Manufacture paper, fabric, rope...
Oh. Well, nice talking to you. [goes away.]
TJThomas Jefferson's head
Why, I used to smoke about four feet of rope a day.
[comes back] Let me give you my pager number.
TJThomas Jefferson
Alexander Hamilton of New York, how say you?
AHAlexander Hamilton
Nay.
TJThomas Jefferson
John Hancock and John Adams of Massachusetts?
JAJohn Adams
Yea.
JHJohn Hancock
Yea.
TJThomas Jefferson
The yeas have it. Our nation's official joke state shall be New Jersey.
Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time!
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