You know, 'round these parts, folks don't think things, they reckon them. And, instead of an idiot, I'll be known as a galoot.
“How the West Was 1010001” · Season 8, Episode 3
In this episode: Philip J. Fry (2), Bender (2), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1), Zoidberg (1)
RPRobot Pianist
Delilah runs a house of ill repute in the back.
"Ill"? You mean, a hospital?
RPRobot Pianist
I mean a cathouse.
A pet store?
RPRobot Pianist
A brothel.
A soup kitchen?
RPRobot Pianist
[sighs] Yeah, a soup kitchen.
Assay my shiny metal ass!
[Bender brings his injured donkey to Zoidberg]
Can you save him, Doc?
If it's something that be cured by a bonesaw. I'll need anaesthetic. Get me a bottle of animal whiskey!
Ah, nature! I hate it.
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