LBLarry Bird
Hi, this is Larry Bird calling. Listen, my agent sent me a cartoon script and I've decided I don't wanna be involved in any way.
“Saturday Morning Fun Pit” · Season 7
In this episode: Nixon (4), Turanga Leela (2), Philip J. Fry (1), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (1)
[whilst editing the G.I. Zapp cartoon] Time for Dickie to get tricky! Aroo!
[a shot pierces his stomach] I'm hit! Oh God it h...
[editing] Tickles!
Fry is d...
[editing] Sleeping!
I will avenge him you heartless...
BASTARDS!!! [grins evilly] It's okay when I say it!
[a rock is thrown into the White House shattering a window]
Is that a rock? I hate rocks!
[repetitive line] Just wait 'til I get my hands on those healthy purple berries!
[Nixon is editing a GI Zapp cartoon]
Die! Die! [uses a fire-log holder to choke an ACRONYM soldier]
[editing] Just measuring you for a new hat. [a GI Zapp repetitively stabs a soldier] Three, four, cha-cha-cha. [Hermes is drowning a soldier] Find that apple. It's down there somewhere...[eventually the violence goes on and on. Nixon watches in disgust as explosions occur, gunfire is heard, screaming and fire shows up on the TV] Eeew...that's it! I'm pulling the plug! [Pulls plug off editer]
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