Aw, he's so cute. Wait, no, he isn't. He looks like Bender!
[All looking at Bender in shock]
Oh, no, no, no! No way am I that kid's dad!
BBen
Wipe my tiny, metal ass.
Ah, crap.
“The Bots and the Bees” · Season 7
In this episode: Bender (6), Ben Beeler (4), Professor Hubert Farnsworth (2), Turanga Leela (1), Hermes Conrad (1), Amy Wong (1), Officer URL (1)
Didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
No, she was a religious fundamentalist, plus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
I hate to crush a boy's dreams, but... [upbeat] What the heck!
Awh, I'm gonna call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender!
[Ben lets out a small, flaming burp.]
That's my bastard!
BBBender and Ben
Leela was wrong! Leela was wrong!
That's it, Fry! For a guy who's not too bright, you're too damn bright!
Now get out!!! And don't come back until someone finds a use for a million watt idiot!!
[Fry sulks out of the room, melting the door on the way out. Exterior of a trailer park, night. There is a sign that says "Basura Blanca TRAILER FOR ESTATES" on it. Interior of the trailer where Bev lives in. Ben is tucked in bed while Bev bids him goodnight]
BBen
Mom, will I ever get to see Dad again?
BBev
No, he died yesterday. Rust monsters ate his face. Sweet dreams.
[She bashes the light switch off and leaves. Ben whimpers. Suddenly, a familiar shadow falls on his blanket and he hears a tapping on the window]
[whispering] Psst, quit whimpering or ya don't get kidnapped!
BBen
Dad!
There's a dam!
BBen
Damn!
There's a grate!
BBen
Great!
But I can't bend anything with my arms agonisingly maimed like this!
BBen
Well, maybe I can!
[Bender gasps. Ben grabs hold of the grate, however he struggles to bend it]
You can do it, son!
[Ben keeps struggling and struggling, until Bender finally notices Smitty and URL behind him]
Yeah, this ain't gonna happen.
[He cuffs Bender]
Is that even necessary?
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