Turanga Leela quotes from Futurama

Leela

Look at you guys. No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.

Fry

"Sack"?

Amy

And Bender, your beer belly is so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.

Fry

Co-ed steam rooms! I love the future!

Leela

Uh, Fry, you're in the women's steam room.

Fry

Ah, futuristic!

Amy

[To Leela] Psst, look what life was like before genetic engineering.

Leela

Those poor 20th century women.

Prof. Farnsworth

We - by which I mean you - will have to rush him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex.

Fry

Oh, baby! I'm THERE!

Leela

Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"?

Fry

Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. No need to pack pants, people! Let's roll!

Leela

Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone?

Bender

Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry.

Fry

Hey, I can any girl I want anytime I want! I'm just too busy.

Fry

My girlfriend had one of those. Actually it wasn't hers, it was her dad's. And she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains.

Leela

Fry, remember what we said about ending your stories a sentence earlier?

Bender

Ugh... I think I got whiplash.

Leela

You can't have whiplash. You don't even have a neck.

Bender

I meant Ass-whiplash.

Fry

I'm just glad we hit something, I thought we'd never stop.

Flexo

Ugh... I think I got whiplash. [faints]

Farnsworth

Good news, everyone. Report to my bedroom for a private exhibition.

Farnsworth

Everyone get in bed with me. I have something to show you

Farnsworth

Feast your eyes on this!

Leela

It's beautiful!

Amy

And huge!

Fry

Can I touch it?

Leela

Space bandidos have been operating in this quadrant so you'll each take 8-hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Wait, hold on. I don't like the sound of that. Let's just go alphabetically.

Leela

OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Wait, let's go by rank.

Leela

OK. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.

Fry

Flexo outranks me?

Flexo

That's "Flexo outranks me, sir"!

Leela

Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants drawer?

Fry

I didn't find him ten minutes ago, so I thought it was time to check again.

Bender

Congratulations, Fry! You snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she probably has got other characteristics...

Leela

Bender! Romance isn't about money.

Bender

Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg is desperately poor and miserably lonely? Please!

Leela

For your information, it's because he's hideous.

Leela

[seeing Sal meeting a prostitute] Bender, did you just round up our dates at the bus station?

Bender

Of Course Not!

Sal

Anybodys else for Nutley?

Zapp Brannigan

Baby, wait! You didn't show me your surprise.

Bender

Everything worked out great thanks to good old Bender.

Leela

Come on! It's not like you intentionally set us up with bad dates so we'd spend Valentine's Day together.

Bender

Didn't I, Leela? Didn't I?

Leela

No, you didn't! You just corralled a bunch of stiffs at the bus station and pocketed our money!

Bender

True. But, in the end, isn't that what Valentine's Day is really all about?

Leela

Yeah.

Fry

I guess so.

Leela

Come on, Bender, let's hit the gym. I'm gonna teach you how to fight like a girl.

Bender

[vengefully] I'll put on my tutu...

Prof. Farnsworth

Go ahead, get into these net suits. I designed and tested them myself.

Leela

[She sniffs her glove.] They smell like burning Rhesus Monkey.

Prof. Farnsworth

Really? I guess when you're around it all day you stop noticing. Off you go.

Amy Wong

Hey! That's me!

Bender

No it isn't. I just took some pictures of your face and stuck them on someone else's body.

Leela

Hey!